The Most Boring Site on the Web...

I am posting our household inventory lists here.

Why?

Because I'm organizing our hoard, and we need a digital place to park the lists, you know, just in case of fire, tornado, flood, earthquake, theft, etc.

There will be nothing fancy here, perhaps a few pictures, occasional insights, mostly laborious lists of questionable possessions belonging to anonymous people who, in the greater scheme of things, really do not matter.

You might wonder why I'm doing this...

Because no one in my house wants to throw anything away, and I'm tired of looking at it--no--TRIPPING over it, so I have embarked on a long-term project of inventorying it, packing it up, and putting it out of sight and out of mind.

So when we die, our children can deal with it, but in a more organized fashion.

So if you LOVE reading tedious lists of other people's boring junk, then this is the place for you.

Otherwise, you would do well to move along.

But as long as you behave, you're still welcome...

;=)

Have a nice day!

Box #14f–Large Posters and Prints–2012

Large Black Garbage Bag–Behind Bookcase in Front of Bar
1. Oil Painting, Deep Palette Knife, yellow adobe buildings on yellow street

2. Goddard Print

3. Wood Cutout templates from dinosaur models
Also some flattened boxes behind Bookcase

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(Family Room: 2012)

Hoarderville, U.S.A.



I live in a small city, but I choose not to name it. Instead, from here on in, I will simply refer my locality as Hoarderville.

In a way, the name is apt: people around here hang onto everything and tend to be somewhat provincial. Thrift stores in Hoarderville tend to be less full than in other cities I have lived or visited, the opportunity to find a true treasure at a bargain price more unlikely. Hoardervillens feel strongly about their possessions:
They'll have to peel this broken corkscrew out of my cold, dead hands.
Don't get me wrong; I like where I live, but I'm not native to Hoarderville, and my views tend to be, well, less provincial, and I do let go of obvious junk.

If you have read through some of my lists (brave you!), you will see that, from time to time, I slip out of Hoarderville, bringing home foreign and domestic souvenirs. Why do hoarders feel that they have to bring home a piece of everywhere else?

I honestly don't know. But I'm getting better. On my last trip away from Hoarderville, I brought back only small items--a big improvement over the 10-pound rock I dragged across the ocean eight years ago. (We do have rocks around here, but they're not as pretty or interesting.)

Hoarderville can be anywhere; it's not just my city but any city in the world where crass consumerism is the way of life.

Box #14e–Large Posters and Prints–2012

Large Hess Bag–Behind Bookcase in Front of Bar
1. Secret Lagoon Print
2. Clinton-Gore Poster
3. Large Georgia O’Keefe Poster (24 x 36)
4. Large Beatles Poster (24 x 36), Framed
5. Some Large Pieces of Flat Cardboard, one poster-sized piece
Also some large flattened boxes behind Bookcase, but not in Hess Bag
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(Family Room: 2012)

Organizing a Hoard and Fighting Boredom

Today is a rainy, cold day, but at least there's no snow where I live like in some parts of the country. I thought it would be a good day to work on The Project, but I have this feeling of ennui. I did "stage" some boxes (organizing like items together), nothing major. Maybe tomorrow...

Organizing stuff is tedious and boring, and as I look around the house, my efforts don't seem to have made a major difference. But, in actuality, they have.

The attic is less full and boxes still there are roughly sorted by type. But, the truth is, much of it is junk or household items we no longer need. A lot of it should be tossed. The question is, will we be able to toss or donate it?

Yes, clutter is still an issue; if you walked into my house right now, you would see a slightly messy living room with lots of knickknacks and some dust, but you wouldn't find a typical hoarder house with piles of boxes everywhere and garbage thrown around. You would find my dishes washed and put away, and food inventory managed fairly well, with the occasional science project lurking in the refrigerator. Laundry is always done and put away. Once a year, I check canned and dry goods, tossing all expired food (who wants to eat questionable food, anyway? Eeeww!), and I make my husband toss away expired meds. I also go through clothing and shoes and donate what we no longer use. Because if I don't do these basic tasks, it would be a fast, slippery slope to Hoarderville.

Still, we're surrounded by stuff, which tells me that we may be closer to hoarderdom than I originally thought. My better half and I are pack rats, especially books and papers--parting with books is like sending an adult child out on his or her own. You know you have to do it, but you can only hope that you're giving your unwanted books to someone who will appreciate them.

You can't ignore stuff when you're picking it up, packing it, and moving it around; the physical act kicks in that psychological component, a realization that you may be just a few steps away from those people on reality hoarding shows who DO have piles and piles of junk filling every room.

That scares me.

Box #14d–Posters and Prints–2012

Clear Container with Red Lid

1. Envelope:
Calendar: Japanese Art Prints, 1990

Calendar: Georgia O’Keefe Prints, 1992

Calendar: Citizen’s Bank, 2003 (With personal info and events)

Calendar: Citizen’s Bank, 2004 (With personal info and events)

“Dog Days,” A Sioux City Journal Ad Done by Bird, July 26, 1990

Welcome to Oxford, Mississippi, Historical Tour

Gallery Guides, Albright-Knox Art Gallery, Buffalo, New York

Albright-Knox Art Gallery, Buffalo, New York

Facsimile: The Miami Herald, May 15, 1948

Anti-Underage-Drinking Posters, 2: “Forever Grounded” and “Underage Drinking is Really Cool...Isn’t It?”
2. Envelope, Jennifer’s Artwork
Watercolor of a Young Blonde Man (Kind of creepy)

Ocean Sunset

Water Color: Winter Scene, 1972 (Framed)

Squiggly Artwork (Also Scanned)
3. Envelope, Jennifer’s undergraduate Diplomas

Associate of Science, 1980

Bachelor of Arts, 1982
4. Envelope
Jeff B.’s Drawings of 1992 Interdisciplinary Writing Class Students

The Fantastiks Poster, Cecil Community College (I think Mark S. was in this production)

Print: African American Girl (Pencil), by J. MacDonald Henry

Small Beatles Poster (or Large Photograph) in Sepia Tone, Early Days

Hieronymus Bosch Poster

Fake Currier and Ives

Prints:
Oskar Kokoschka, 1886-1980, “London, Large Thames View,” 1926

Joan Miro, 1893-1983, “Carnival of Harlequin,” 1924-25

Jean Dubuffet, 1901-1985, “Devidoir Enregisteur,” 1978

Pablo Picasso, 1881-1973, “The Artist and His Model,” 1964
5. Envelope
Hungarian Print, Striped Cat with Wings, Painter’s Name Unreadable, 1983, 15/100
6. Small Tube:
Print signed by Paul Hart: Piccadilly Circus “Regent Palace Hotel”

Brugge Print signed by A.M. Mouton, three different views of Begijhof

Brugge Print signed by A.M. Mouton, “Boterhuis”
7. Small Tube
Print signed by Paul Hart: “Tower Bridge” (London)
8. Mapplethorpe (Art book in slip cover)

9. Paul Delaveux, 1897-1994 (Blue Art Book)

10. Hallmark Bag: Painting by Anita S., 1915-2006, Lake with Cottage

11. Envelope: Painting by Anita S., 1915-2006, Bird in Nest Against a Brick Wall

12. Print by John Burt, Anne Hathaway’s Cottage, 1976

13. Print by John Burt, The Church of the Holy Trinity, 1980

14. Belgium Tapistry, Made in Belgium, Acquired in 1997 in Brugge

15. Envelope: Jennifer’s Artwork
Water color of a brown-haired girl

Unfinished oil of a man in a turban

Ship at Sea, Mixed Media
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(Shed: 2012)

Box #14c–Posters and Prints–2012

Large Cardboard Tube

1. Star Trek Movie Poster: “Insurrection,” 1998

2. Joe Di Maggio Poster: A Tribute to a Yankee,” Gallery E, June 9, 1999 to July 9, 1999

3. Dr. Phil Posters, 2

4. Dracula Poster (Velvet), Used to Hang on Jerry’s Office Door

5. Garfield Poster

6. Fulbright Poster: “Fulbright Showcase of Fulbright Alumni”
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(Shed: 2012)

Box #14b–Posters and Prints–2012

Long Clear Container with Green Lid

1. Tube:
Author’s Proof: “Zlatni Medvjed” (“Golden Bear”), by Josip Generalic, 1985
2. Tube:
Print/Etching: “Skopje Pred Zemjotresot,” by S. Stojanov, 1988, 56/80
3. Tube:
Yugoslavia Posters, many of them travel posters. One from Lake Ohrid, All from pre-1989

Budapest Poster

Skopje Jazz Festival Poster, from 2004 (Inside Budapest Poster)

Edward Hopper (1882-1967) Poster, Automat, 1927

Peter Paul Reubens Poster, “Prometheus Bound” (Detail) Philadelphia Museum of Art, 1976
4. Tube
Vincent Van Gogh Poster, “Outdoor CafĂ©,”

Paul Delaveux (1897-1994) Print, Girl Waiting for a Train

5. Tube:
Paul Delaveux (1897-1994) Print, a Naked Lady

Building Europe Together (An EU Poster, circa 1997)

6. Tube:
Paul Delaveux (1897-1994) Print, “Trains”

7. Tube:
Brooks Robinson Poster, “Thanks, Brooks!” 1977
8. Not in Tube:
“Setting Up Your Computer” (Early Artifact of the Digital Age)
9. Not in Tube:
Skopje Jazz Festival, 2
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(Shed: 2012)