The Most Boring Site on the Web...

I am posting our household inventory lists here.

Why?

Because I'm organizing our hoard, and we need a digital place to park the lists, you know, just in case of fire, tornado, flood, earthquake, theft, etc.

There will be nothing fancy here, perhaps a few pictures, occasional insights, mostly laborious lists of questionable possessions belonging to anonymous people who, in the greater scheme of things, really do not matter.

You might wonder why I'm doing this...

Because no one in my house wants to throw anything away, and I'm tired of looking at it--no--TRIPPING over it, so I have embarked on a long-term project of inventorying it, packing it up, and putting it out of sight and out of mind.

So when we die, our children can deal with it, but in a more organized fashion.

So if you LOVE reading tedious lists of other people's boring junk, then this is the place for you.

Otherwise, you would do well to move along.

But as long as you behave, you're still welcome...

;=)

Have a nice day!
Our Hoard (Lyrics)

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Our Hoard (Lyrics)


(Sung to "Our House," by Crosby, Stills, and Nash, with apologies)
I'll fight the fire
You grab the boxes from the room
Saved from the Dumpster

Blazing, raging fire
For seconds and seconds
While I yell at you
No time right now
All gone, done for now
But not for good

Come outside now
And breathe deep, gaze for just five minutes
Everything has burned
Such a blazing mound
The windows are smoky and sharded
The sunshine peeks through them
Smoky quartz for you
Also for me

Our hoard was a very, very large hoard
With twelve cats in the tub
Rooms used to be so full
Now everything is empty
'Cause of sparks
Plus our hoard

Our hoard is a very, very large hoard
With more cats in the tub
Rooms used to be so bare
Again our house so full
'Cause of us
And Our la,la,la, la,la, la, la, la, la, la, la.....

I’ll scrounge the roadside
You forage at the local Goodwill
Rebuilding Our Hoard

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Our House (Crosby, Stills, and Nash)

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